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blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

soulstooloud:

electric-bard:

maplehoofs:

parahsalmer:

parahsalmer:

thegeek531:

herundiscloseddesires:

Yes. All the yes.

I may have to print this out sometime…

ummm.. new house rules??

Ok let’s play right now.

FUCKI NG GAME ON

List under “things to do with friends at con or while drunk”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

soulstooloud:

electric-bard:

maplehoofs:

parahsalmer:

parahsalmer:

thegeek531:

herundiscloseddesires:

Yes. All the yes.

I may have to print this out sometime…

ummm.. new house rules??

Ok let’s play right now.

FUCKI NG GAME ON

List under “things to do with friends at con or while drunk”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’